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December 3rd, 2006, 9:48 am

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Z-Axis, December 3rd, 2006, 9:54 am

Yay! New comic! Two points here. Is this funny to people who know no 40K? I don't know. As usual, constructive criticism is very much appreciated.

Second point: A small 40K forum, of which I am a significant member, has fallen upon hard times at the moment. It is mainly about freeform 40K RPGs, but most of the members have vanished mysteriously over time, so we urgently need new members. The URL is

Ghost22 (Guest), December 4th, 2006, 3:24 pm

Stop! Please Stop! Its so drastically cheap, yet I'm about to lose my liver with so much laughter..........

Genericperson#59, December 4th, 2006, 4:06 pm

Horrayz!! I like how you did the (las?)guns shooting the door. Made me grin, not necessarily "lol," but still. :)

Z-Axis, December 5th, 2006, 11:45 am

:D Thanks very much for the kind words!

The guns are meant to be multilasers, the larger more powerful rapid-fire version of lasguns. They're stronger and faster firing (not that it's hard to be more powerful than a lasgun).

Ghost: Oh well, I'm sure you'll find your liver again.

Krursk (Guest), December 6th, 2006, 5:05 am

Always wanted to make a joke about that...Roflmao

Findle (Guest), December 8th, 2006, 2:15 pm

yes, i'm new I liked all of them but i think you revealed that other guy's treachery too soon. But the "at least we didn't blow up," was a classic! But how did he get there?

Z-Axis, December 8th, 2006, 3:36 pm

ValorForm and Krusk: Thanks :D

Findle:Hmm... Thanks for the comments. I'm not sure what you mean by 'how did he get here'.

They were both in the spaceship, which was en route to the planet. The Adjutant (the guy with the black hair) launched a plot to kill the Captain (the old bald guy), but the Captain interfered and caused the ship to crash. That was the first comic: the ship was flying over the planet on its way down.
In the second comic, the ship crashed and exploded.
In the this comic, the third one, the Adjutant is trying to make his way out the ship, but runs into a problem with a heretical door.
In following comics... well, you'll see.

Do you think I should add a Cast page to make it clearer who is who? The cast will expand in time.

Personally, I think the Adjutant's treachery is very significant in his character, and the crashing of the ship is a dramatic beginning to the comic.

Finally, you may be interested to know of some advice I received: Namely, to reduce the text size (making it uniform between panels and comics) and to use smaller speech bubbles to avoid covering up too much of the artwork.

Findle (Guest), December 9th, 2006, 5:17 am

I see! Oh, right! I thought that they were outside the ship!

Z-Axis, December 10th, 2006, 9:52 am

Sorry I'm afraid that there will be no comic this week. I have been busy with other things, and I haven't planned a joke. I might put up a cast page or something to make up for it.

Findle (Guest), December 15th, 2006, 12:11 pm

That's ok Look forward to it!

Z-Axis, December 16th, 2006, 6:08 pm

Sorry again I know its bad form to miss a comic, and worse to miss it twice, but RL requirements - imminent coursework deadlines - prevent the arrival of a comic tomorrow. There will be one during the week if all goes well, however.

Elays (Guest), January 18th, 2007, 5:10 pm

Death to Heretics! The treachery of doors knows no bounds! Foul Warp sorceries, they have, opening with the "woosh" of damnation. I cannot help but think any who pass through will be tainted. :-DDD

[Hamtaro] (Guest), January 28th, 2007, 6:04 am

Best yet! "Problem with a heretical door"

Keep up the good work!

Colonel Raneus (Guest), October 9th, 2007, 7:35 pm

XD God, this was hilarious. Nothing like poking fun at the good ol' Imperium. =D

onasuma, January 17th, 2009, 5:03 pm

I just read this comic once again. It still makes me laugh pretty damn hard.

Rutskarn (Guest), January 31st, 2009, 4:40 pm

3 A nice parody of the Imperial zeal.

His expression in the last panel is nice.

t1868 (Guest), February 3rd, 2009, 3:34 pm

pfft this isnt turret is not part of the inquisition, if it was inquisition it would fire nukes for 20 years and then fire nukes for 10 years in his name then fire nukes for another 10 years in Chaos's name.

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